Bubble Butt

alt-j:

why is James spelled with an s. why is it plural. more than 1 Jame. how many James.

louisranger:

i hate it when you go out with your friends but no one bothers to tell you that you look like a grape

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beyoncescock:

seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends

kingjaffejoffer:

I would like my ashes scattered at sea immediately please

kingjaffejoffer:

I would like my ashes scattered at sea immediately please

nightgaunts:

the mark of the beast

nightgaunts:

the mark of the beast

ocheano:

parents : you can’t have any problems you are just a teenager

clesktop:

when your friend does something embarrassing in public

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ihills:

me as a parent:

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teacher: you have a new classmate
me: please for the love of god be a hot boy